i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
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