Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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