summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Randomize