mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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