dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
God I need to hump something, right now.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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