if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
The air taste purple.
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