bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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