we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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