..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
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It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
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I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
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Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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