That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
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