I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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