i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
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I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
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So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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