The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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