at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
He passed out mid-signature
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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