Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
What drink are we having for lunch?
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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