You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
honey bunches of taint.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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