she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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