Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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