I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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