what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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