I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
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found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
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Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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