come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
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When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
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The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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