we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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