so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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