the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
You smell like stripper and shame
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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