If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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