erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
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it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
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Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in