I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
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i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
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Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.