if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
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the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
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People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you