I'm so fucking centered right now
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
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I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
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kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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