So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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