How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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