Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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