ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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