she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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