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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
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Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
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The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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