We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
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But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
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There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize