the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
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She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
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i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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