I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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