I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
