Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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