Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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