was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
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what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
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No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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