no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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