That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
should my penis look like a turkey
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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