We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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