Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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