You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
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yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
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Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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