Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
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He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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