she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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