Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
What changed your mind?
Being sober
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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