Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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