is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Randomize
