Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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