dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Blood and glitter go together right?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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