shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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