you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
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Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
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WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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