Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
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and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
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You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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