No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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